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Master of Flagon

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::Author's note. This is meant to be an absolutely terrible fanfiction that was scripted while I was under the slight influence of alcohol. This is meant just for the goggles and I do not mean to insult anyone. Enjoy.::


Once upron a time in a land of fauns, dragon kin and mermaid people there once was a gril names Delilaih. She was the most beautiful gilr in the whole world. She was half dragon kin, half mermaid and half fun. She had the wings and tail of a dragon and could breath underwater like mermaids and had furry ears like the faun ears were. Her hair was black like the dark sky and her eyes were golden brown like the rosing sun.

Her father was a dragon kin who was the son of a maermaid man and Delilaif dad married a girl faun lady and they made the beautiful girl named Deliahail because she was beautful like the flower deliahail. She was raised in the mermaid city Aeyeilis (or something like that) with the mermaids of the city. Over several years she was the made princess of the Ayeleils because she was so pretty and everybody loved her because she was soo nice. However she was sad because she was in the city and could not leave because it was not safe outside Aelisils because of the wat between the dragon kin and the humans because the dagon kin were not nice and wanted to take over the world. So she stayed in the city.

Meanwhile, obove the city there was a boat with a bunch of pirates. Buit they were good pirates and not the mean kind. However they had two people on board who were not pirates. Natlyua and Levent. Naitlya was a girl faun and did not like the water and Levent was handsome with dark hair and no winks even though he was a dragon kin. They also hung out with a mermaid man named Rio because he was half mermaind and his nbame needed to be like water.  They were floating in the water because Rio wanted to find his family in the city below them but Natlyia didn't want to because she could not swim and Levent did not say words.
And then Rio took Naitlyia and swam down to the city which was in a cave so that people who were not mermaid people could breath and not die. When they reached there Rio said, "That wasn't hard."
and Naitlya said, "That is isy for you to say because you are part mermaid and can swim. My legs are wet." she daid because her legs were like a goat and not a human.
Levent just dried his long hair and did not say a word to the people he was with.

Meanwhile in the palace where Delialiah was a guard came and said to Delialah, "Princess Deliajal, there are intruders in the city and they are not mermaids people but are a dragon kin and a faun and a man who lioks part mermaid. What do we do?"
Deliahal was a nice soul and told the gurd to brin ghte people to the her so she could be nice to them and make pease. Then the gurd said "Delilia princess you are so wise and I will do what you say."
And then he went to get the people who were intruding in the city.

Later whent the gurd brought Levent Rio and Naitlyia to the princess, Rio said, "Ouch you could be nicer next time." Nad Naitlyia said "I am cold and not happy because there are no grass and sunshine and I am not happy because I am a faun and not pretty like the princess." Levent looked at the prinesess with his glowing yellow eyes like the firery sun and said, "Princess you are very butiful and I can see why you are the princess because you are kind nad ice." The princess blushed and said "You is noce youself Levent the Dragon kan. But I am not happy because there are nobody here like me but the world is dangerous and not safe outside because of the battle war that goes in with humans and dragon kin."

Levent said, "Yes it is dangerous but it would be safar if you trevels with me." He said with winking. THe Princess Delialah brushed.
But befire the nice words were said anymore there was a loud bang lake a boom that when "BOOM!" And why the dust cleared from the explsim there was a laud voice that yelled loudly, "Give us, the evil dragon kin, the princess because we want her for us only and nobrody else!" Levent yelled and said, "You cannot do that because the princess Deleueldu is nice and not evil like you evil dagron kan." And he jumped up in the hair with swards dawn to fight the ecil dragons, but he was hit on the head with rocks and fell to the gound uncounsious.

Naitlya said, "O no Levent is not awake and cannot defend us from the ebils." Rio was not around to say anthing because he was flarting with good looking dragon kin wonad but he was hit on the head by her because she was not a god person.
Naitly was doing some magic on the grounds but it didnint work because there wasn't plants to make her maigc work like it should owkr. But pricness Dellian was not scarred and stood up and her foot and said, " Go away dragon kin, you are not wanted here and I the princess will not ley you destroy our sacrad city."

But the evil dragon kin laughed and said, "But I am the king of the evil dragon kin and I do not cair wat you say." and then he flew down and abduckted Delialah from where she stand.

When all the dragon kind flew away with the princess levent woke up form being not awake and rubed his head and said, "I will get you evil dragon kin king and I will save the princess if it is the lest thing I do before I dye!"

To be continued?
Friend don't let friend drink and write fan-fiction.

This is the result of me drinking to the point of being a little tipsy and getting the smart idea of writing some fanfiction of :iconrheill:'s story "Master of Dragons."

This is meant to be absolutely terrible, and made to be a joke. I was inspired by the story "Legolas by laura" in which a dramatic reading can be found here: [link]

To be absolutely truthful, I am still a bit tipsy while typing this and it is very difficult to actually type correctly right now but I am trying my best. I am sorry uf you are insulted by this but it is all for good fun. I may continue this story but will probably regret it in the morning.

Just enjoy this for what it is and enjoy it. It is meant to be funny.
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"Levent did not say words" LMFAO~! This is still better than most fanfictions and I can't understand 99% of it! Maybe if I was drunk it would make sense?